godzillavswolfman:

*1 person doesn’t talk to me* everyone on this horrible marble hates me & i am unloveable.

kohwala:

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

straya

staff:

We just realized nobody cares about notes. You know these people with no followers and no notes? You all have no notes now. The notes are invisible. Welcome to communism

"The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself."
- Mark Twain (via raspberrying)

markiplier-reaction-posts:

Trying to point out the cute people to your friend in public like:

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expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

tatehorror:

When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog

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saucysoulbaby:

you know what has been really cute lately? me


hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready


pleatedjeans:

Someone made 50 Cent’s tweet into a poster. [x]

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.


intensional:

hellosunflowerj:

Me trying to fix my attitude

Yes that’s literally what the picture says

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post