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pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
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an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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styleofdress:

because i hate it when people post these without recipes, here are all of them. some of these aren’t EXACTLY the same, but they’re close enough to still be delicious.

triple layer brownie cake / cherry bliss brownie / chocolate truffle layer cake / snickers peanut butter brownie ice cream cake / surprise inside ice cream balls / chocolate filled cream puffs / brownie cookies / chocolate snickers cake / chocolate lasagna / double chocolate brownies

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themermaidinblue:

Tiny Rolling House

GIVE ME

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disorders:

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

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dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

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wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

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villarrr:


THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun
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notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

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the-best-of-funny:

burgerkid:

"i like you…"

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"….as a friend"

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the-best-of-funny:

greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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the-best-of-funny:

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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irlyandere:


Been waiting a year to post this.

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

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remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

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